do herpes really smell.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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