these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Sext me about skeletons
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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