I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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