I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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