playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Randomize
