Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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