win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
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I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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