WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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