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You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
So. Much. Porn.
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