This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
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Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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