Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
where am i from again
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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