he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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