Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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