i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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