You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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