wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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