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every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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