Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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