Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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