I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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