I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
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