That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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