I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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