Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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