Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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