it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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