I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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