Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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