you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You are a genius and a whore.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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