the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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