Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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