I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
