The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
barbara walters just said penis...
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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