mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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