just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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