ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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