I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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