So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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