No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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