Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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