Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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