Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
