Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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