would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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