I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Randomize