if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Your cock deserves a montage
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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