people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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