so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
