Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
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I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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