So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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