oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
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Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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