After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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