Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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