went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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