So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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