Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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