I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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