i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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